My 1st tag - Google Tag

Google Tag FTW: Go to Google and search the phrase. Please include the double quotation marks "..." tag friends. Please use your REAL 1st name. Use the first things comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search: “Eza needs”
Eza needs to meet her deadline. (deadline pe ek??)
Q: Type in “[your name] says” in the Google search: “Eza says”
Eza says "takada lah... first time aje". (1st time buat pe lak nih??)
Q: Type in “[your name] looks like” in the Google search: “Eza looks like”
Eza looks like this star. (which star nih??)
Q: Type in “[your name] wants” in the Google search: “Eza wants”
Eza wants some pinggan mangkuk and stuff. (aahahaha buat pe lak aku nk pinggan mangkuk nih??)
Q: Type in “[your name] does” in the Google search: “Eza does”
Eza does not have any Contacts at this time. (iye ke??)
Q: Type in “[your name] asks” in the Google search: “Eza asks”
Eza asks for tv. (nk plasma tv bleh??)
Q: Type in “[your name] likes” in the Google search: “Eza likes”
No results found for "eza likes". (sume dislikes kot??)
Q: Type in “[your name] hates” in the Google search: “Eza hates”
Eza hates Soj's guts. (soj mane plak nih??)
Q: Type in “[your name] wears” in the Google search: “Eza wears”
No results found for "eza wears". (huh?! eza x pakai pa pe??)
Q: Type in “[your name] eats” in the Google search: “Eza eats”
No results found for "eza eats". (eza kan byk mkn. camane leh xde results nih?? x puas ati aa camnih!)
Q: Persons Eza wanna tag; (not from Google)
Sesape yg nk buat lah ye... ;)

Thanx to zeti for the tag ;)