Perihal si abang

1.
mama: harini cuti tau. no skool today k
abang: x lah. abang nk pegi skool
mama: cuti lah!
abang: nk skool jugak!

2.
mama: harini skool tau. no more holiday
abang: abang cuti lah! mane ade skool!
mama: skool lah!
abang: cutiiiii!

3.
mama: nnt besa abang nk jadi pe?
abang: ermmm...
mama: nak jd pe? fireman ke?
abang: not fireman. abang nk jd dragon lah. boleh fly & fire mama
mama: nape nk fire mama pulak? why dragon?
abang: ye lah, pastu boleh fire kedai & makan kedai tuh skali. mama slalu x bg abg pegi kedai beli sweets. abang fire la mama & kedai

4.
mama: abang, jom mandi?
abang: jap. tunggu cite ni abih. abg nk tgk dulu
mama: ok, lps abih cite nih go straight to the bathroom k
*i walk out the room & he follows. main lari2, lompat2 gaya ultraman
mama: haa abg bkn tgk pon. jom la mandi?!
abang: jap abg tgk cite tuh dh abih ke belom
*intai tv dlm bilik to check whether the story is finish or not
abang: haa lom abih lg la mama. lps abih cite ni lah abg mandi k *continuing main
mama: grrrrrr!

5.
papa: abang! come papa teach you ABC. ermm yg nih huruf pe?
abang: xpe2. meh abang tanye & ajar papa pulak. ni huruf pe papa? teacher tanye nih... *sile bace dgn nada cikgu mengajar di skolah darjah 1
papa: sabo je la :P

6.
mama: jgn la buang nasik tuh abang. boleh mkn lg. byk lagi tuh...
abang: abang nk buang lah
mama: don't please! kalau abg buang nnt nasi tu cry tau. malam2 dia carik abang
abang: nape dia cry mama? mama dia mane? papa dia mane? nape dia cry?
mama: dia cry lah. sedih sbb abang x makan dia til abis
abang: nape dia cry mama? nk tgk la dia cry. haa abang dh buang dh dia. dia x cry pon??!

7.
abang: dalam perot papa ade baby ke? besa la perot papa
papa: a'ah ade baby. syhhhh! quiet! nnt baby tu bangun dia cry nnt
abang: mane?? x dengar pon?? nk tgk! nk tgk baby cry papa!
papa: adussss!

8.
abang: mama, abang 'tak nak' milk la *i don't know how he mute the word tak nak when he do the talking. i am sure i'm not pekak yet!
mama: no more milk. u had it just now. remember? nnt byk2 milk muntah kang
abang: pe la mama ni. abang kate abang TAK NAK milk la. mama x dgr ke abg ckp?
mama: ???

9.
papa: what is your name?
abang: is nawfal
papa: how old are you?
abang: 2
papa: how come sume jwb pendek2. x full sentence?
abang: panjang sgt la papa...

10.
abang: mama, jom la pegi
mama: mcm mane nk pegi. abang x mandi lagi tuh
abang: abang dh mandi lah
mama: bile mase abang mandi? *i am very sure that he haven't take his bath yet coz it's only 7am in the morning
abang: semalam. dah jom lah! abang dh siap dah ni

He's really fluent when speaking. X pelat langsung since kecik. Talking to him is like talking to 6y.o. boy. I wonder where he learn how to talk & think like he is now. As far as i'm corcern, he's now capable of belit-belit & counter back whatever you tell him. Isk! This make us headache sometimes. When we use reverse psychology, he'll reverse us back twice! Dang! Don't ever cheat on him or break the rules. You sure kene back one i tell you!

As for adik. She's still in her french & germany classes. Hehehe Bile la awak nk ckp nih dik. Setahun 4 bulan dh nih... Hehehe ;)