Quote of the day

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make a greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you a heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s.hit".

notes: this is so true. hahahaha... this was extracted frm my inbox ;)